I had a dream that hockey started, but instead of playing in an arena they were playing in an auditorium on the stage…

I’m hungry and all I want is lemon chicken but PF Chang’s is closed.

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

Phoenix Contemporary Dance Company is going to California to compete for $10,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOMMMMMGGGGG

spontaneous-rainbows:

closet-sherlockian:

"How Can I Tell This Customer To Fuck Off Without Getting Fired" - an anthology by retail workers worldwide

Read More

home
message
twitter
theme